i am sure we r all familiar with the game king of the hill but it always gets weird for example

i shot your booty stab your mommy burn your flag throw you to the crocs and i am king of the hill

the next guy

i become god kill ye stab ye eat ye cause shenanigans im king of the hill

next guy

i become gods mommy kill god destroy the hill so now im king of the nonexistent but once existing hill

so on and that barnacle so im making rules yes RULES cer not to be broken by even you

the rules r as follows:
1.No becoming supernatural
2.obtaining secret ninja or such powers
3.ability to produce fire or water from ones body or evel minions who can do such
4.no using Esmie as ransom for several reasons its rude,disrespectful,strange yet obvious and of course no one would pay the ransom maybe rand.... Possibly
5. no use of more than 50 smileys per post
6. no destroying the hill
7. no racist methods of rallying a crusade to kill the (insert religion here) and taking the hill as "extra"
8. no using non-piratey curses
9. no cutting off buts(its disturbing)
10.no kidnapping at all
11. Yes Cer-bashing(but no must you can if ye want i recommend it its great fun... )

well and remember you must must must must and i mean must HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ill start

i climb to the top of the hill i plant my flag in the ground pull up a plastic chair read the paer drink some coffe pop my popcorn and wait for the fun to start im king of the hill